Denny’s is coming for necks
rage against the meme
(Source: eastereggzakery, via dorfs)
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
When she call you cute
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that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
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"I originally met Tommy in San Fransisco in an acting class, of all places and I watched him perform a Shakespearean sonnet. And I think everyone in the class was horrified." - Greg Sestero
i can’t even imagine
I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.
and then they keep opening their mouth wider and you lose even more interest
until their mouth warps into such a gaping maw and you simply cannot…